You know I'm going to fuck you in the throat and in the mouth, so why put on makeup?

For a guy not to cheat, he should not blow his brains out, but suck his dick

Are you really a virgin? Okay, give me $500 and fuck me all you want 👌

Screaming and squirting, that's what rough fucking gets you

Here we go, just a couple of slaps and she's ready to swallow all the way

Are you out of your fucking mind? I'll show you the deposit and the dick in your throat

You don't have enough money! — You want more, open your mouth for a blowjob

Student, any questions on the subject, or shall we finally start fucking?

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up

Who hired her? At least she sucks for fuck-ups (cums face)

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

Wanted tender sex, but he grabbed her by the hair and put it on his dick

You don't recognize your sister? How about if I blow you and show you my tits?

Honey, that's the game - whoever loses, sucks a dick. Get on with it!

I don't really fuck with couriers, but since we know each other, come on in

Neighbor, are you out of your fucking mind, what son am I to you? Come on, I'd rather fuck you

- Holy shit, did you come inside?! - Well, you wanted a change, so here you go

I wanted to sue my lover for cheating, and she fucked me, too

Said for the guy she hadn't sucked yet, but got carried away and swallowed down his throat

Calm down, I don't like the groom, and I don't give a shit whose dick I suck

Creampie?! Whatever, I'll give birth to the landlord and I won't have to pay rent

Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)

Oh, well, if you have such a hard-on — give it here, I'm a doctor, I'll help!